5.23.2006

My New Mastercard Commercial

Court Costs, Lost wages, Attorney fees: $2,347.94
Sentence for Assault & Battery: 3-5 years
Satisfaction of catching someone in the act of keying your car....Priceless.


Whether it's blatant street justice, vigiliantism, or sheer revenge nothing helps keep you going like MasterCard.

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2 comments:

Kim said...

Did you actually catch them? Building video survelliance perhaps?

It would be suh-weet if you busted them!

Todd S. said...

No. Alas, it was just wishful thinking.

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