Court Costs, Lost wages, Attorney fees: $2,347.94
Sentence for Assault & Battery: 3-5 years
Satisfaction of catching someone in the act of keying your car....Priceless.
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Did you actually catch them? Building video survelliance perhaps?
It would be suh-weet if you busted them!
No. Alas, it was just wishful thinking.
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