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I haven't done a frickin' meme since the LJ days. But since I can't really write what's actually on my mind right now, I'll play along. 

This one come from mr. Stew.

46 ODD things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn

46 things about your friends, and let them learn 46 things about you!
Remember send it back to the person who sent it to you

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Not even on  someone else's plate.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, but I inhaled burning tires once and lost 4 hours.

3. Do you own a gun?
Not since I've had kids.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I've never been to Sonic. Thanks for rubbing it in!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Not since I embraced my girth.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're so damn awesome, someone should write a song about them...or at least their delivery method.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
It's A Wonderful Life. Look at me! I'm givin' out wings!!

13. What is one trait you hate about yourself?
That I obsess over little shit...well, ok...any shit.But mostly...where the hell did questions 8-12 go? Is it really a meme if you cut out the questions you dont like? WTF?

14. Middle name?
Todd. Just leave it at that.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
- Everything I thought as a kid was wrong
- I like candy corn
- I'm out of soda.

16. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Sorghum. Apple Butter (both homemade). Sugar Stick Candy.

18. Current worry...
That I can't think of something clever to write here.

19. Current hate right now?
Traffic. The thing, not the band.

20. Favorite place to be?
Performing. Which is odd, considering my history with that.

21. Where would you like to go?

22. Name three people who will complete this?
The person I ganked it from, the person he ganked it from...and Darrin.

23. Name three people you would like to complete this?

24. Shirt you are wearing?
Sinnister Motorsports tee

25. What year would you go back in time to?
1975. I got some shit to take care of back there.

26. Can you whistle?
Sure. Can you fart the alphabet?

27. Favorite color?
cloudy sky

28. Would you be a pirate?
of the 7-seas (of rhye)? no. of software and other commodities that should be free to the masses anyway? yeah.

29. Favorite girl's name?
Jenyfer and Nancy are pretty much at the top of my list.

30. Favorite boy's name?
It sure as shit isn't Andy or Drew.

31. Last thing you dreamed about?
My papaw.

32. What's in your pocket right now?
lint. And that white lining thing that you can pull out and make rabbit ears out of. 

33. Last person that made you laugh?

34. Best Halloween costume?
The two-headed, one-armed getup I had over at Duanes, circa 2000-ish.

35. Worst injury you've ever had?
I'd say a life-threatening hole in my heart valve is at the top of the list.

36. Do you like where you live?
yeah. good noodles.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

38. Who is your loudest friend?

39. How many dogs do you have?
1, beagle.

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Is it a crush if they're married to you?

41. What is your favorite book?

42. What is your favorite candy?
Swedish Fish

43. Favorite Sports Team ?
whatever soccer team Tommy's playing on.

44. Favorite Sport?
To play? Indoor soccer. To watch? Football.

45. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Drinking beer with my aunt, her roommate, my cousin, and my dad and wishing I had some biscuits for the sorghum and apple butter we bought.

46. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
who the heck is this cousin George that my dad said just died last night?


Darrin said…
You DO realize there is a Sonic over at Polaris, right? There is no excuse for you not having been to Sonic. One caveat... one in three orders gets goofed up. At least, that's been our success rate.

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