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Flatbread Pizzas of Awesomeness

This cooking for one thing isn't so bad, I guess. I'm trying some tasty, healthy foodstuffs. I can see where I could get stuck in the trap of always eating out, but shit. Who has the money for that? Yeah, not me.

So..try some yummy flatbread pizzas of awesomeness. 10 minutes prep (not including the oven pre-heating)...10 minutes bake time. And probably about 10 minutes of eating time.

A tasty treat from nothing to full belly in 30minutes or so.

Spray your cookie sheet with non-stick cooking spray (I have a nice Olive Oil one I got from Aldi).

Pre-heat your oven to 400.

The assembly order (from bottom to top) is as follows:

  • Flat Bread (I use FlatOut whole wheat)
  • Pizza Sauce
  • 2 slices thin deli ham
  • Mozzarella shreds
  • Pepperoni
  • Sriracha Sauce
  • Spicy Pickles
  • Roman/Parmesan blend

Bake for 10 minutes or until everything is sufficiently melty. The non-sauced area of the flatbread will be very much like the cracker crusts.


It was delicious for dinner last night.


And's still not a cooking blog. But I blog about shit I like. I like to cook and I like to eat. Stands to reason that the posts will reflect that every now and then.

Have a kick ass day, my friends!!





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