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It doesn't matter how technically advanced as a specie or society we get. It will never cease to appall me when someone's phone rings and they answer and have a conversation in the shitter. Seriously dude...there are certain audible cues that no one should have to hear on a phone call. The grunting, clenching, plottzing, and plopping. Nope. No sir. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

And before you call me out on it...texting or Facebooking whilst on the crapper is not the same thing at all. Those methods of communication can happen anywhere. And unless you tell the recipient, they have no idea of your current locale. Easy peasy Japanesey.

I had a whole train of though queued up and ready to leave ShinyBlog Station...but at the moment all I want to do is take a nap. The past couple weeks of only getting a few interrupted hours of sleep a night are catching up to me. Time for a Spark.

Yeah. Seriously. At this point, I got nothin'. I'm not even going to put this up on FB because's a turd of a post.

And with that, I'm gonna go mix up a Spark Energy drink and get back to work.

Have a kickass Friday my friends!!




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