There is something you need to know about a barrel roll. If you are a passenger in a plane that is doing a barrel roll you are convinced that the pilot has lost all sanity and has put your lives in the hands of fate in some misguided hope that physics will not pick this day to blink and that somehow, after what seems like forever, the plane and the contents of your stomach, will right themselves and continue on their merry way.
If you are the pilot performing the barrel roll, you know that exactly all of that is true.
For those of you that might be unclear about the whole barrel roll metaphor, go to google.com and type in 'do a barrel roll' and hit enter. I'll wait.
OK, everyone back on the same page? Good.
I bring that example up for two reasons. One, I think it's a pretty killer opening for a book I have yet to even think of using it in. And two, my life is in a barrel roll right now. From the outside I'm sure it looks tricky and neat and breathtaking. But there's definitely a different vibe from within the plane.
Thing is, I'm not sure if I'm the pilot or the passenger. I'm relatively sure that I'm the pilot. Which means I started this. And it means it's up to me to finish it. Assuming, of course, that physics doesn't blink somewhere along the way.
2018 is the year of some major shifts. Not all of these were accounted for when I made my rather ambitious writing goals for the year. Of course, it is only January and I am in no way throwing in the towel, but I am giving myself permission to not beat myself up over not being as far along as I wanted to be. I am WAY behind on the Ray Bradbury challenge, but I have no doubt that I can catch up and have 52 stories of varying length and quality for your reading pleasure by year's end.
So, there's that. Along with that little hiccup, there's the whole uprooting and moving thing. I suppose I buried the lead on that, huh? Well, yeah. I am moving from my apartment in to a house at the end of February. So, basically I have a month to box up and move things from my little apartment to a larger house. It's a wonderful move for me, and definitely a great thing, but the fact is, it does affect my writing. I feel guilty for taking the time to write when I know I should be packing or doing some other move-related thing. The net result is usually that I freeze and do nothing. Which, to be honest, is much worse. Recognizing the issue is the first step, though, so hopefully I can work through that.
In other completely random news...there's the whole Mall of America thing. Last year, the Mall had a contest to get some kind of writer in residence for their big anniversary. I applied. I didn't get it. Oh, that's OK. I didn't expect to. I wasn't young enough or hip enough or established enough as an author. But the bright side is, the story snippet I submitted as part of my application has some workable threads in it that I'm going to pull back in and make a story (or maybe a book or maybe a series).
It's only a start, but since I feel bad for not having a short story for you this week, I'll give you a taste of what that story started out like. I'm not sure where it will wind up before the year is over, but I suppose we'll find out together, huh?
Enjoy, and have an awesome day!!
Seth: Sage of the Food Court
By Todd Skaggs
(c)2018; All Rights Reserved
I want to write the story of Seth, and the true magic he discovers at the Mall:
Seth was a child of the 80's. He spent every free moment at the mall. If he wasn't in school or at a meeting of Mr. Hanley's Computer Club, he was at the mall.
To him the Mall was pure magic. The smell of the t-shirt shop as the press fused some transfer of a Z-28 on a sky blue ringer tee. The impending brain freeze after too quickly drinking the ICEE (suicide mix, of course). These were all enchanting.
Nothing, however, rivaled the feelings that Seth felt when he set foot in the arcade.
It was safe to say that by the time Seth graduated high school, the quarters spent at Funway Freeway could have put a nice down payment on at least the most basic of transport for his college years.
None of it was wasted, however. Seth was convinced that it was his somewhat fantastical view of malls that led him here.
Twenty-five years later, Seth was sitting the HR Office in the inner chambers of the Mall of America. He had applied for the position of IT Operations Manager. After a grueling interview process, Seth was one of the final five candidates.
All that remained was the online technical aptitude test.
Sitting in a room, Seth looked at the other four.
Seth knew they didn't stand a chance. He was a wiz at anything to do with computers. Some called the work he did magic, but he was too modest to call attention to his skills.
Unless he needed to.
Today was the day for him to pull out all of the stops. This was his dream job.
Seth was right about one thing all those years ago. The malls were magic.
All across America, the malls were the local epicenters of the community's magic. This wasn't advertised, of course, as magic wasn't widely accepted as real all those years ago.
From the rural strip malls housing the natural magic of the farming communities. To the open air malls of the West Coast, boasting more of a holistic flow. The malls were, and are, still the centers of magic in our country.
But there is one mall that stands tall as the beacon. The Mall of America. The largest mall in the United States is also the headquarters and command center of all of the magical in our nation.
Seth couldn't know this.
But he was about to find out.
And with his new job, comes a new set of responsibilities. Shoplifters and security cameras aren't the only thing he will need to keep at bay.
Our adventure begins with a simple online aptitude test and culminates in a game of cat and mouse as old as magic itself!